What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

What's the most outplayed joke in all of /r/jokes?

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Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons?

They're made out of dill dough.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

What is it that bats can do but badgers can't?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!

Chemical Jokes More Chemical Jokes

How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !