What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

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Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

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What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."