What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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Piiig

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet