What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

How do you make a blind man mad?

Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.