Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

London Jokes More London Jokes

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.