Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
Because he always uses a razor.
Thanks Verstappen.
Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.
banana is yellow,dynamite is red
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
The stove.
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
She loves cheap bills
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
Hellen Keller
They're in Greenwich Mean Time.
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant
It didn't have a peel.