Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
I'm holding Time Square!
Who else invents things?
First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana
Slippers
He made a spectacle of himself.
Stew.
He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!
Because it's too wet to woo.
Guy: 34C.
Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes
Half of London
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
Make like a banana and peel.
Terrible at CC
