Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Kirk and Spock march into the woman's restroom?

They were boldly going where no man has gone before

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

London Jokes More London Jokes

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.