Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

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WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

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Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

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Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.