Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

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What do you call an unfinished inflow of money?

Incomplete.

Where do bees keep their money?

In a honey box.

Snowbank Jokes More Snowbank Jokes

Where do snowmen keep their money ?

In a snowbank !

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

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Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.