Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Snowbank Jokes More Snowbank Jokes

Where do snowmen keep their money ?

In a snowbank !

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

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Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.