Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Snowbank Jokes More Snowbank Jokes

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

Where do snowmen keep their money ?

In a snowbank !

Stash Jokes More Stash Jokes

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.