What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they *can't even*!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

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What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"