What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Why does Santa give better presents to rich kids?

Because poor kids have behavioural problems! *rimshot*

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

Chestnut Jokes More Chestnut Jokes

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"