What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why does Santa give better presents to rich kids?

Because poor kids have behavioural problems! *rimshot*

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why do white girls always travel in odd number packs?

They can't even

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

Chestnut Jokes More Chestnut Jokes

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"