What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Chestnut Jokes More Chestnut Jokes

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

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