Roast Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How do you make apple jelly?

google maps.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

How do dinosaurs like their chicken?

RAWWWWWWWW!!!!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

He fingered a minor