Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
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Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3
Because he couldn't handle his roast
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
My chestnuts are roasting"
Roasting a chicken.
A: Inflate it.
A coconut
An elephant disguised as a banana !
The punchlines are too long.
Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
In mooments
By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .
The kernel was looking for him.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Because they're both roasted
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
Microwaves!
Please answer before my wife gets home!
