What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

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What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.