What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

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Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach