Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

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What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons