Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

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What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.