Because they always steal doubloons
I think that pretty much goes without saying.
Argh it's driving me nuts!"
They only wear Trunks.
Because he was a fungi.
She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
Doubloons.
