What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!