What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!