What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.