What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners?

The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.