Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."