Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

What do most people do when they see a python ?

They re-coil !

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

How many roads must a man walk?

42

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."