Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

What are you people doing?

making this crap up.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Who i am?

Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am Boy: Good (Walks Away)

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

When asked "why?

he replied, "Tropical Depression."