Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."