Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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Why are people into Flat Earth Theory?

Because it's edgy.

What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.

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Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

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Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

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What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.