Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

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Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

When asked "why?

he replied, "Tropical Depression."