Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."