Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

Where do you put people with ADHD?

A concentration camp

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.