but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!
Trees. They're quite shady.
Lesbians
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.
The waiter replies "About 12 inches."
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
