What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

Previous Random Joke Next
People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk