What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

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