What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

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What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears. )

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*