What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.