What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.