What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow