What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell