What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

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What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person