What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a group of babies?

an Infantry

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

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What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.