What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2."

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang