What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

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What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.