What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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What's got 8 feet and 10 shoes?

The McCann Family.

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

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What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...