How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape?

A circle, eh.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload