How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape?

A circle, eh.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !