How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

Which one was bigger?

The baby. It was a little Bigger.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.