How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

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What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

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What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.