How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Which one was bigger?

The baby. It was a little Bigger.

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT