Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

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Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

Tire Tread Mark Jokes More Tire Tread Mark Jokes

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."