A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it
Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.
RECALCULATING....*
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
A dead end.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
1. Becoming forgetful
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
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Nail it's other hand to the floor.
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
