Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

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Stop Sign Jokes More Stop Sign Jokes

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call Mexican food when it gets cold?

A burrrrrrito.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".