How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

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Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

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How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

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What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.