How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday?

A once in a lifetime opportunity.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Who hasn't" muttered daddy bear. "What?

You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.