Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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They bring flowers to his grave.
Decompose
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
By putting flowers on the grave
Unbereavable.
He's decomposing.
An Urn-ado.
By putting flowers on the grave.
By putting flowers on its grave.
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
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A: They place flowers on the grave.
Trying to get out of his grave.
He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.
By laying flowers on their grave.
Darth Vader.
Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.
Because people are dying to get in.
daesh many.
Gotham
Because no one would care that he died.
When there are two of them.
They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)
When there is no "L" ("Noel")
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.
A white guy.
Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
Just ice.