Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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They bring flowers to his grave.
Decompose
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
By putting flowers on the grave
Unbereavable.
He's decomposing.
An Urn-ado.
By putting flowers on the grave.
By putting flowers on its grave.
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
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A: They place flowers on the grave.
Trying to get out of his grave.
He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.
By laying flowers on their grave.
at his P.O. Box
Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.
Pai-Ling
He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.
Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.
7777-Batman
Neither one of them get r/dadjokes
None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!
Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.
He knows a little ham goes a long way.
dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT
With a low-key event
Nobody knows yet.
Decomposers
Because he was Haydn
