Grave Jokes

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

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How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

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Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.