Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
They bring flowers to his grave.
Decompose
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
By putting flowers on the grave
Unbereavable.
He's decomposing.
An Urn-ado.
By putting flowers on the grave.
By putting flowers on its grave.
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: They place flowers on the grave.
Trying to get out of his grave.
He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.
By laying flowers on their grave.
Your mum
Natasha Ramenoff
So he could make ends meet!
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
Ripostes
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
You can't take a rib from a black man
Episcopaleontologists
Decomposers
His property was Fur Elise
He made them Batman.
Because he wanted just ice.