Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.