Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

at his P.O. Box

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How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.