Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

at his P.O. Box

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.