Edgar Allen Poe Jokes

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

at his P.O. Box

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By Spaghett-e-mail!

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Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

Why do cats chase birds ?

For a lark !

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.