Edgar Allen Poe Jokes

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

at his P.O. Box

You might also enjoy:

Raven Jokes More Raven Jokes

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill