What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

at his P.O. Box