What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

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How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

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What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?

Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

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What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

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Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

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