What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

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What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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Which war was the hungriest?

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

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Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

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