Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

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How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

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Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

Why should you not shop for plywood?

You'll get bored.

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Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.