Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

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How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.