Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

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Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Where will a springer spaniel never shop?

At a flea market!

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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How do you write poop in Australia?

dood

What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."