Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

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Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.