What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

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What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.