What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week