What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.