Orange Juice Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

What do you call books about orange juice?

Q: What do you call books about orange juice? A:

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

How do Protestants like their orange juice?

without Pope

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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Because it says "concentrate"

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

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here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

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What do you call it when Kony drinks too much?

Cognac

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.