Orange Juice Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

What do you call books about orange juice?

Q: What do you call books about orange juice? A:

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

How do Protestants like their orange juice?

without Pope

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

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What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

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What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

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A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

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Why are all lesbians ill?

They lack vitamin D

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

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Concentration Jokes More Concentration Jokes

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

What is the best method of separating juice?

by concentration.