Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

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Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

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Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an