Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

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What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.