Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

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There's no punch line.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

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Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

What is Ronald Reagan's favourite vegetable?

James Brady.