What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

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Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.