What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child