What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.