What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.