What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

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Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company