What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

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Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

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What did the ireshmen say to the beer ?

I love you.....

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.