How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers?

A virgin

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What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

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What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

What do you call a redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.