Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

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How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Comparison Jokes More Comparison Jokes

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.