Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin?

Immaculate Infection

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.