Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

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What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer?

He was too far out man

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.