Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

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What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...

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Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.