To avoid criticism and comparison.
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
Both want to be real boys
An only child....
A cherry float.
Bob
Because he always uses a razor.
Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.
nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS
They are afraid of the Reposte.
Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.