What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ?

Hey , they drew first"

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa