Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

How did you sleep?

With closed eyes.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."