Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out