Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'