What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

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When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

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What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

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What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

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What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

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What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.