Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

What do you buy a recently neutered cat?

Spay Roses.

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Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.