What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

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What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

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What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )