What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character?

Zell, duh!