What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

He got autobahned

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Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

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How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

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What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!