What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

San Diego Jokes More San Diego Jokes

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.