What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

San Diego Jokes More San Diego Jokes

Where in the World is Carmen?

San Diego."

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)