What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.