What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.