What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.