What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.