Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.
Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice
92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you
Bison
Ring him while he's ironing...
Air Conditioning
She was all dressed up with no place to go!
As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
She moved.
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.