What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.

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How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.