Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!