Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!