Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.