Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie