Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.