Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color do you think Eddie Smurphy was?

Blue, you racists

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...