Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

What, me? Lazy?

Don't get me started.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."