Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee"

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard