Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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What did the depressed philosopher say?

I drink because I am.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.