Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.