Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool