Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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What's colder than ice cream?

ISIS

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!