If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

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What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

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What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite place to visit?

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What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.