If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

How should I respond?

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about