What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

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Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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What is recursion?

What is recursion (http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/211omr/whatisrecursion/)

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What was the currency of the Trade Republic of Venice?

Dogecoin.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.