What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!

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If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

Where does Lance Armstrong go to continue his education?

http://cms.bsu.edu/

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How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.