What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE