What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

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What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.