What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

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What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.