What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

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What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

What kind of ears do pumpers have?

A. Engineers.

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Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

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Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus