What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

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Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime

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Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*