What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

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Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

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Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.