What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party?

You might actually get me to sub here.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.