What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

A: She's the one on her bike.

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the definition of "derange"?

De place where de cowboys ride!

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.