What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They are two tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

What is the definition of "derange"?

De place where de cowboys ride!