What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

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What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.