Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.
The type of gas used.
I can maintain polite conversation.
Dad.
Hamster.
Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.
Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
Orphans.
Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack
They're two-tired.
A: Because he was a gold fish.
They both can't ride a bike.