What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE