Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word
A polo bear !
Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(