Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

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Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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What's black and smells like people?

Black People

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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Why did the lobster blush?

Because the see weed.

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

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Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

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Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston