Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

What is the difference between a generalist and a specialist?

A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.