Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(
The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
They don't get better with age
Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.
Auschwitz.
Does this smell like chloroform to you
a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
Half of what it was last week
When I'm weed you )
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
They are always full of seed.
He was trying to bust a move
Close... but no cigar.
