Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

Whats the funniest joke you know?

You.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it !

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What would you call a Street Fighter player who can bust out the Spinning Pile Driver really fast?

SPD Gonzales.