Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's white and smells like black paint?

White paint

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.