Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.