Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the the dad say to the feminist?

Hugh Mungus

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition

What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.